Just a short story

Sometimes you just need a little dose of UGH!!!! 

This summer i went on a first date with a guy, we just decided to hit up a sports bar/restaurant that was between our places (around 15 min away from me) for happy hour. We sit down and not more than about 10 minutes later the last guy i was talking with sits down at the table two away from us. REALLY? This is the guy who i was starting to like and then he completely stopped talking to me. I then sent some really mean texts…. (some concerning his manhood, cause i can be a bitch like that at times).

So yea, i had to sit there at this first date, while staring at the other guy right behind my date the entire happy hour. GREAT! In other news, that guy was creeping on my linkedin page the other day. 

Just a little “sharing” for you!

Hope you enjoyed my night on tinder! Hahah i have been sick all day and i still have to deal with loosers!

Still Awkward

Still Awkward

This is my new obsession. Its all dating website photos. What were you thinking???!

Need a laugh? here it is! 

 

sorry if you find yourself on here…nope, not sorry.

Martha Stewart joins online dating site

I know this is a bit old, but i want to say “Get it girl!” to Martha Stewart. She joined Match.com and had 1,000 messages… (I wonder if she had an assistant weed through them?) ! She went on a few dates already. First of all, i would think that being a celebrity who wants to date is awkward… Especially if you want to date someone not in Hollywood. i mean, she doesn’t have to tell the guy that she is notoriously picky or that she went to prison, he already knows! No skeletons in the closet! HAHA 

I hope it works for her!

 

full story here:

http://www.today.com/news/were-they-match-martha-stewart-reveals-results-online-dates-6C10222980

 

Again, really?!????

As long as this guy finds me on other dating websites and asks me the same question, i will call him out on here!

And then he blocked me! Hahhaha

Ughhghh

So i get a lot of these messages… I have put on my profile “if you are looking for a hookup, please dont message me, i will block you”. I also feel like this kid at age 18 with his prom photos on his profile, should be able to get laid if he can get a few winecoolers…. Leave the dating sites alone!

Your photo says a thousand words

So i have seen an interesting trend in guys profile pictures on dating sites… Lol they seem to have a few good pictures and those usually include one with a girl who seems ultra cozy and probably their ex. Odd

Just to show a few! Then, i started to think about the different kinds of guy profile pics….
1. See above
2. Up close selfie

3. Photo with a niece or nephew that they later have to explain….

4. The obviously you were in a friends wedding picture

5. The photo with their incredibly cute puppy

6. The ab picture,

7. The drunken night photo

8. The photo of them doing something they enjoy, wether or not you can see their face. These are my favorite, they look happiest usually.

Then there are the odd photos! Hahah

Hahaha!
This is one of my favorites right now, you score a pic with Betty White, you rock!

HAHA!

This. Someone posted on their tinder! Hahahhaaha

Temper

If by the third date both my friend and i have seen your temper in full swing, you likely need help. Theres almost no reason to yell when you are trying to impress a woman.