“Nice” things guys do that girls secretly hate

http://living.msn.com/love-relationships/love-sex/nice-things-guys-do-that-girls-secretly-hate-3?ocid=Outbrain=obnetwork

1. stupid nicknames. BABY… bunny…bay… ugh i am over it. 

2.ordering for us at a restaurant… i am not sure i agree, it just doesn’t need to be everyday. My dad does this sometimes so that might be why i don’t mind it. Now i have an issue if he just chooses something FOR me, THAT’S different. If he chooses a salad for me he can royally screw himself. 

3. PDA on social media. i honestly don’t have an experience to draw an opinion on that…

4. buying long stemmed roses. Look, i like flowers, i love red roses, but he can mix it up, but different seasonal flowers i guess. They brighten my day. I loved the calla lilies a guy friend sent when i had surgery. Honestly, i can remember every time a guy got me flowers. Its still special. 

5. getting a tattoo with our name on it. or face….. OMG i would kill a guy if they did this. I don’t really like tatoos in the first place. If you haven’t seen enough people with these as awful tattoos, watch the show Bad Ink on A&E. NEVER do this. 

6. hop in the shower with us uninvited. ummm this also hasn’t happened to me… i guess it would depend on my mood. 

7. acting like sexy lingerie is a gift for us. It not, come on. 

8. dedicating a song to us at karaoke. OH GOD. First off, i hate Karaoke, with a lot of vocal training in my life, i judge. I am like american idol judges, i don’t want to be mean, but i cannot help it! Second, this is just another form of PDA. BLAH!

 

Have anything else that you think would make this list?

Have a good day everyone!

should you reconsider your dating profile user name?

so first off, the guy across the hall asked me for my number yesterday, i probably could have screamed… He makes me a fumbling bumbling idiot. I showed off my bicep to him yesterday. (face palm) REALLY? I am usually not this bad of a flirt. 😉

 

Lets talk about your username on your profile…. I went out last weekend with my college roomate and her sister. We went to a tiki bar and had a blast. Mmm a mai tai sounds wonderful right now…. 😉 Her sister is on the hunt for a man as well, she was talking about how cetain guys have wonderfully bad dating profile user names. 

So a few i have seen recently… i am sure i will add more at a later date….

Nicenick

niceguy63 (really? am i really supposed to belive you?)

manofyourdreams889

jackedup22

grownman171

youngbro329

 

doh!

I also think using your full name, probably a bad idea….

 

Hmm

When you are a dude, but type like a 12 year old girl, im probably not interested…

No one on tinder is safe!

That awkward tinder momment when u find your ex’s best friend dressed for your exs wedding (i am pretty sure, but obviously, i cannot be positiveas i was not there) in the photo….

Nice guy though. Nothing against him, my life is just odd.

Hoe

There’s a good typo… miiiiight want to proofread next time.

Tinderrrrrrr

REGARDING YESTERDAY….

 

yea, thats what i am talking about… just run.

 

So my favorite thing lately  is to call out weirdos on tinder….but this one made me laugh hysterically….

 

V for….. Matt??

 

and WHY???????????

Cuddling

Okay, some of my closest friends know this about me, but now you will know too. 

I

HATE

THE WORD

CUDDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing personal, well, yes it is. 

My issue with the word is how it is used nowadays. In my experience, guys and girls do not have the same definition of this work. Girls think something like “laying on the couch or a bed with another person, embracing closely, maybe talking (but not necessary) and enjoying each others company”. Guys think “laying on the couch or a bed with another person, embracing closely, maybe talking (but not necessary) and enjoying each others company. In an attempt to get this person to have sex with me right after”. I know not every guy thinks this, don’t get me wrong. When a guy asks you to come over and cuddle at their house and you have never met this person before, do they really have anything else on their mind? Call me crazy, but that’s not okay with me. It miiiiiight just be me, but i would consider even the female definition of cuddling as something intimate. Its a great thing when you are comfortable with the person, but extremely awkward and uncomfortable when you are not. 

Yet, i am one of those people who don’t like to be touched, unless i am very close to the person doing the touching. 

I have literally had guys ask me, not out for a date, just to come over and cuddle. REALLY? I don’t want to have you cut out my kidney and sell it on the black market, but thanks though.

 

Another thing that bothers me about the word is when guys say it especially. One of the reason i like guys is because they are manly. To me, saying that they want to cuddle, is not manly whatsoever! It makes them sound like a pussy. Its not the act itself really, its the word. If a boyfriend hugged me and said “i just want to hold you” that seems different somehow. 

 

This guy, can suck it!

 

 

The Cuddling Championships? REALLY!!!!???

excuse me while i barf please,

Tinder Time!

Its Tinder time… which today features okcupid…umm dont ask. hahah idiots are everywhere….

HAHA Adventurous? 

Or you can get this guy..

Tofu farting fairies is a new one for me. I think i cried i was laughing so hard!!!!

This guy…

1st of all, would you really put that photo on your dating profile? UMM no. Also… being so negative to say “if you like ___, then i probably dont like you” isn’t probably the best bet to find someone. JUST a guess…

On another note, i went to high school and college with him, he was a HUGE A hole to me and other people i know….Saw him at a concert a couple months ago, he was using his career as a pharmacist to try to hit on girls. He tried on my friend…i cock blocked him so fast. We then watched him try it on other girls. It didn’t work. Word of the wise, lead with your true charm, not your job. You might loose  your job, but some day that girl has to actually enjoy your personality. OR maybe she doesn’t-but those are called mail-order brides. LOL

10 reasons Valentines day is better when you’re single

http://www.buzzfeed.com/h2/fbca/express/10-reasons-valentines-day-is-better-when-youre-single

You absolutely have to read these. The animation of #8 with the old people dancing, i am dying! hahah

You know what? My friend and i are going to a Kill Cupid party on Friday, all singles at the bar! For the first time in 4 years, i am actually pretty excited about Valentines day. We are getting margaritas and Mexican food beforehand. YAYYY!!!!

In other news, the guy across the hall was in a meeting today and i was walking past the room. Our eyes met and we both smiled really big. I am sure my face was the color of a ripe tomato….

This happend.

I am speechless