Month: February 2014

Ugh

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At least he makes good blog material. Who the heck thinks this is normal?

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so if you see this guy on tinder, just run.

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You dont even have to run, just swipe left! Haha

Don’t you always want to sing this to an ex?

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“Pray For You”

I haven’t been to church since I don’t remember when
Things were goin’ great ’til they fell apart again
So I listened to the preacher as he told me what to do
He said you can’t go hatin’ others who have done wrong to you
Sometimes we get angry, but we must not condemn
Let the good Lord do His job and you just pray for them

I pray your brakes go out runnin’ down a hill
I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill and knocks you in the head like I’d like to
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
I pray you’re flyin’ high when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come true
Just know wherever you are honey, I pray for you

I’m really glad I found my way to church
‘Cause I’m already feelin’ better and I thank God for the words
Yeah I’m goin’ take the high road
And do what the preacher told me to do
You keep messin’ up and I’ll keep prayin’ for you

I pray your tire blows out at 110
I pray you pass out drunk with your best friend and wake up with his and her tattoos

I pray your brakes go out runnin’ down a hill
I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill and knocks you in the head like I’d like to
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
I pray you’re flyin’ high when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come true
Just know wherever you are, near or far, in your house or in your car,
wherever you are honey, I pray for you.
I pray for you

Lets Clairify

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I wanted to clarify what i was saying in the post “Your spouse is your best friend?”  as i was talking to a few people about it last night who used the phrase before we had a little debate and i think i changed their opinion on the matter. Just looking at the definitions, I believe that its almost like a hierarchy. In order to be with someone in a spouse relationship, you should already have all of the qualities of the best friend. So it seems redundant to say that your spouse is your best friend. I mean i guess some relationships are not built on a friend ship, they are built on… ummm i am not sure because i don’t really want that relationship!

The redundancy is what gets me. You are calling a girlfriend or boyfriend your best friend? That’s already covered! 4a below in the definition of mate. This is the person that you are closest to. Its already encompassing! 

 

best friend – the one friend who is closest to you

friend – a person you know well and regard with affection and trust; “he was my best friend at the university”
 
boy·friend  (boi′frĕnd′)

n.

1. A favored male companion or sweetheart.
 
mate 1  (māt)

n.

1. One of a matched pair: the mate to this glove.
2. A spouse.
3.

a. Either of a pair of animals or birds that associate in order to propagate.
b. Either of a pair of animals brought together for breeding.
4.

a. A person with whom one is in close association; an associate.
b. Chiefly British A good friend or companion.
c. A person with whom one shares living quarters. Often used in combination: advertised for a new flatmate.
5. A deck officer on a merchant ship ranking next below the master.
6. A U.S. Navy petty officer who is an assistant to a warrant officer.