Not sure

Pretty much how i feel right now.

15 dating tricks

http://glo.msn.com/relationships/dating-tricks-for-every-age-6943.gallery#!stackState=0__%2Frelationships%2Fdating-tricks-for-every-age-6943.gallery%3FphotoId%3D40493

is the article, but i am just gunna talk about 20’s and a bit of 30’s perhaps! 

“During my 20s, I dated most of, if not all, the eligible men of Manhattan. And some, not so eligible. Don’t do anything in your 20s that you will still have to think about in your 30s. Follow my logic: If 40 is the new 30, then naturally, 20 is the new 10. So have fun, play nice and expect some bruises and tears.” 

This was the BEST. Very true, there will be bruises and tears. Completely expect there to be, but it is still not easy to deal with them!!!

See the red flags was also a favorite. “The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.” ― Maya Angelou . I think about this a quite a bit. If someone lies to you about something small, they are showing you that they are a liar. 

Dating “Projects- we have all done this one. Thought we could fix up a guy or girl to be perfect. This NEVER works. like EVER! 

my random thoughts

Okay, saw a guy on tinder the other day, his bio said “not afraid to kill spiders”. This was by far my favorite tinder bio EVER! dude, you rock! Girls like that about you. hahah

my other random thought of the day, I watch the walking dead. I enjoy it, but i am not a super fan. Okay, and we all know i like cowboys, and i have a special place in my heart for red necks. For some reason i do not understand why so many girls are OBSESSED with Daryl on the walking dead. They put things like this up…

Yes, he is a bad ass, i do like that! Yes, he has a bow, i like that too (i am into archery, just bought a new bow Sunday). Yet, he is a totally white trash in the series! I know some of you don’t see the difference between redneck, cowboy, and white trash. There is a big difference, even though there can be overlap.

I am just confused. Someone tell me why you think he is so hot?

Good for the 3487974 million white trash guys out there, they are now trying to one up the nerdy guy trend a few years ago!!! hahah

Why would you ever post this?

Okay so guys seem to love to post shirtless photos of themselves on their dating profile. It really annoys me. I honestly dont care about your 6 pack, can you carry a conversation?!?
Then today i come across this gem.

Why would you EVER post that on your facebook, let alone your tinder?
Oh dear…

“Don’t Take Life Soo Serious.”

These loosers are everywhere…,

Soon2BeCatLady

If you’ve ever read me before – you understand that I certainly take this whole online dating thing with a grain of salt, and I do actually have a sense of humor about the whole thing.   He didn’t read me that way..  so, in an effort to “Not take life soo serious,”   I am posting this interaction, so we can all have a good laugh.   (I’m sure he’ll understand..)

“I have a crazy big cock …pets hook up”

“Pets not.”

“Lol I mean I have a big cicken and I need him to hook up”

“I don’t know what a cicken is.. But again, I’ll pass.”

“Chicken**”

“Rooster aka a cock  ….what do you live in a cave?”

“I prefer a cave to the barn you’re living in.”     (Part of me did want to tell him that I live in the Bat Cave… but.. he…

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4th guy i have to vlock tonight. Ugh

So tired of douche bag dudes.

Another one bites the dust

He said “thats how to keep a man happy”. Then i said “a woman’s life is not always about a man anymore. Many are strong and independent.”

Then i wanted to say “i beg for you to reconsider the things you have said to me tonight and evaluate wether your mother would be proud of you or not”… I guess i will have to save that for the next scum bag though because he either blocked me or deleted his tinder account! Lol

In a bad mood

SO its not even 10am and the sun is shining and its supposed to get warm-ish for winter. I am in an awful mood today. Partly because of last night. I am an ENTJ and someone who doesn’t particularly like criticism (See https://www.personalitypage.com/ENTJ.html). I am very focused on what i want. Some people see that as desperation, but really its determination.

Good thing i got to rock climb last night and take all my frusterations out on the wall. OH WAIT-i ended up seeing a guy who left me for a “friend” there. GREAT. 

The other part of why i am in a bad mood this morning: I have been messaged asking about casual sex by a guy in a relationship, have been asked what i do for work and what i like to do for fun at least 5 times (its on my profile), and been messaged by a guy with the user name “It_hangs_low”. User names like that make me wonder if its not true that men are from mars and women are from venus? 

 

 

http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/tinder-profiles-judged-by-patti-stanger?utm_content=buffer69acc&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer4

 

Patti went through some tinder profiles… apparently, i am not the only one not into musicians. LOL

 

Wedding Year

So my mom always told me this would happen. Around the age of 24-25, everyone experiences a year or two of weddings. TONS of them. lol. So i guess that’s where i am right now. 

Here is where i am…

 

EVEN Barney from How I Met Your Mother is getting married!!!! Even him. 

So this year I am going to be officiating my brother’s wedding in Maine. Yes, this girl is getting ordained. HAHA!

I am also in a great friend’s wedding as a bridesmaid.

I have a wedding to go to as a guest at the end of march. 

I also have two weddings on the same day on memorial day weekend. Obviously, I have to choose as one is in Georgia, and one in Ohio. So I will choose one of my best friends (who also reads this blog, What up?) weddings. 

I have at least two for 2015 as well….

 

Its interesting though how i never thought i wouldn’t like a couple of my friend’s fiances. I never expected to think that my friends had chosen the wrong person. hmm I know its none of business but its just a bit interesting. (None of the weddings this year i disapprove of though, thank goodness!!!) I am actually excited for the weddings this year. They should be fun! 🙂 Except that whole no date thing…. about that…. that sucks. 

Lets talk one night stands….

Okay, so i am not the expert on one night stands. AT ALL…. hahha I have never had one. I don’t plan on it either. For some reason my brain takes over and hijacks my crazy hormones and desires before this happens. I don’t think i would feel okay with it the next day. I know me, and i would get attached! This is why i like to wait at least a few dates before sleeping with someone! No sex before monogamy! It just works better that way for everyone.

I mean, i don’t care if you have one, if you want to- have fun! Its just not for me.

That being said…. one time i went back up to my freshmen year of school university (I went to 4 different colleges) for a sorority formal! I went as a sister’s date. We went out to the one bar in town and i met a guy. I bean dipped him (its like when you make a upwards cupping motion on their boob or just chest muscle on a guy. Usually you do it to friends, yell “bean dip!!!!” and its funny because its uncomfortable for the bean dip-ee.). I bean dipped him. YES, i was THAT drunk. hahha It was funny. HOW that won him over, i  have NO idea. LOL We then ended up going back to my friends house and sleeping together, not sex, just talking and falling asleep. I can honestly admit, i would have had that one night stand and not cared, but he didn’t initiate. Its okay with me though, we are a little bit friends now. haha. 

My life is odd.