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11 Men to date before settling down article

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As always, i am reading articles on love, dating and relationships. 

This one caught my eye today….

http://glo.msn.com/relationships/men-to-date-before-you-settle-down-8891.gallery#!stackState=0__%2Frelationships%2Fmen-to-date-before-you-settle-down-8891.gallery

Its titled “11 men to date before settling down”. Sounds good to me!

1. the artist- I dont think i have truely dated one of these guys, but i did date a guy that played the guitar. AND by play the guitar, i mean he knew 3 songs and would play them over and over to me till i wanted to shoot myself in the head as i sat and smiled. LOL Too sensitive for me.

2. The life of the party- I honestly am not always attracted to these guys. They usually have a drinking problem. hahah Plus, i like to be the life of the party! 😉

3. the daredevil- Well considering i myself have been skydiving, bungee jumping and traveled to other countries by myself, i would consider myself a bit of an adrenaline junkie. I haven’t found him yet…

4. The Aeshete- ummm confession: i don’t even know that word.I guess dating a guy who wants to be a sommelier is the closest i have come on this one. 

5. the iconoclast- Well this is the same guy as the artist, he was a vegetarian, hacky sack playing, backpacking hippie. I was 15, give me a break!

6. The Younger Man- NOPE! I doubt this will ever happen. 

7. The Older Man- always. I need to be at least half his age +7. You have to follow that rule. 

8. The Jock- Well, he was obsessed with working out, and eating right. He was also a UPS Driver ( I LOVEEE a man in uniform) I found out years later he has gone vegan, lives in Austin Texas and is in school to be a vegan chef. Guess you never really know people?

9.The Rebel- Hmm i try, but at heart i don’t agree with someone who does things just to piss someone else off. This never ends well in my opinion.

10. The Player- I Steer well clear of suave guys. honestly, i am creeped out. (See post about guy who bragged about how many girls he slept with. I ran)

11. the nice guy- hmm well if they are too nice, they wont challenge me. Sometimes i feel like these guys are trying too hard. 

 

They should have had the redneck/cowboy on there! Oh well. I guess this brings me to what my type is…I guess i have no friggen clue! DAMN!

I guess i have a few guys on this list left to date. Better get going…

 

Your photo says a thousand words

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So i have seen an interesting trend in guys profile pictures on dating sites… Lol they seem to have a few good pictures and those usually include one with a girl who seems ultra cozy and probably their ex. Odd

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Just to show a few! Then, i started to think about the different kinds of guy profile pics….
1. See above
2. Up close selfie

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3. Photo with a niece or nephew that they later have to explain….

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4. The obviously you were in a friends wedding picture

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5. The photo with their incredibly cute puppy

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6. The ab picture,

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7. The drunken night photo

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8. The photo of them doing something they enjoy, wether or not you can see their face. These are my favorite, they look happiest usually.

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Then there are the odd photos! Hahah

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Hahaha!
This is one of my favorites right now, you score a pic with Betty White, you rock!

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Friends

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Sometimes my friends give the best material! I have a friend attempting online dating as well. She liked this guy and was in the first few days of talking to him. They had started to text instead of messaging online. She thought he seemed interesting, intelligent and fun. As they were talking about something completely unrelated, BAM!! DICK PIC!!!

She was flabberghasted, as i would be!

I dont know ANY girls who find the appearance of a penis incredibly attractive….i am sure those girls are out there, but… Well no, i actually am not sure. Hahaha

And NO, he did not get a date with her.

Another friend went for an “audition” to become a relaxation massage therapist. She had to give a massage to the person interviewing her. When she was finished, he promptly removed his pants. She told him “no! ” And “put your pants on!” And he laughed and said he thought she was interested….

When is it acceptable to take your pants off in a job interview? The answer my friends, is NEVER!

6 things women would choose over sex

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6 things women would choose over sex

This article had me laughing because i have quite a few friends that this is 100% true with! hahaha Catching up on paperwork…. THATS BAD! really, really bad. I always find these kinds of studies interesting, but i take them with a grain of salt. What was the exact question they were asked (how was it worded)? Who was polled? 65 year old women or 18 year old college girls? single or taken? All from new york city or all over the country? I just take them with a knowledge of how skewed statistics can be!

 

Let me know what you think?