guys

my random thoughts

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Okay, saw a guy on tinder the other day, his bio said “not afraid to kill spiders”. This was by far my favorite tinder bio EVER! dude, you rock! Girls like that about you. hahah

my other random thought of the day, I watch the walking dead. I enjoy it, but i am not a super fan. Okay, and we all know i like cowboys, and i have a special place in my heart for red necks. For some reason i do not understand why so many girls are OBSESSED with Daryl on the walking dead. They put things like this up…

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Yes, he is a bad ass, i do like that! Yes, he has a bow, i like that too (i am into archery, just bought a new bow Sunday). Yet, he is a totally white trash in the series! I know some of you don’t see the difference between redneck, cowboy, and white trash. There is a big difference, even though there can be overlap.

I am just confused. Someone tell me why you think he is so hot?

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Good for the 3487974 million white trash guys out there, they are now trying to one up the nerdy guy trend a few years ago!!! hahah

“Nice” things guys do that girls secretly hate

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http://living.msn.com/love-relationships/love-sex/nice-things-guys-do-that-girls-secretly-hate-3?ocid=Outbrain=obnetwork

1. stupid nicknames. BABY… bunny…bay… ugh i am over it. 

2.ordering for us at a restaurant… i am not sure i agree, it just doesn’t need to be everyday. My dad does this sometimes so that might be why i don’t mind it. Now i have an issue if he just chooses something FOR me, THAT’S different. If he chooses a salad for me he can royally screw himself. 

3. PDA on social media. i honestly don’t have an experience to draw an opinion on that…

4. buying long stemmed roses. Look, i like flowers, i love red roses, but he can mix it up, but different seasonal flowers i guess. They brighten my day. I loved the calla lilies a guy friend sent when i had surgery. Honestly, i can remember every time a guy got me flowers. Its still special. 

5. getting a tattoo with our name on it. or face….. OMG i would kill a guy if they did this. I don’t really like tatoos in the first place. If you haven’t seen enough people with these as awful tattoos, watch the show Bad Ink on A&E. NEVER do this. 

6. hop in the shower with us uninvited. ummm this also hasn’t happened to me… i guess it would depend on my mood. 

7. acting like sexy lingerie is a gift for us. It not, come on. 

8. dedicating a song to us at karaoke. OH GOD. First off, i hate Karaoke, with a lot of vocal training in my life, i judge. I am like american idol judges, i don’t want to be mean, but i cannot help it! Second, this is just another form of PDA. BLAH!

 

Have anything else that you think would make this list?

Have a good day everyone!

So the guys get it…

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A friend posted this article on her facebook the other day and i thought i would address it. 

This Guy Couldn’t last longer than two hours as a woman on okcupid. 

Heads up though, its adult content.

http://www.policymic.com/articles/78983/this-guy-couldn-t-last-longer-than-two-hours-as-a-woman-on-okcupid

 

Go and read it because its funny! Well, no, its very sad. I try not to guy bash, but seriously dudes, what is up with this crap? Are you really getting girls that are willing to just meet up with random internet guys and have sex? IF you are (i doubt it) then i blame those women for allowing this. Get a vibrator! AND defiantly use birth control and a condom. DON’T go get prego by some guy that you don’t even know his last name. 

I believe in population control, especially for the stupid. Call it mean or whatnot, but really. 

Also- half of the time i think these guys who message that kind of thing are just extremely bored and trying to get a rise out of someone. I think that’s SAD. Get another hobby.