Ryan is Married

Okay, there are a few things in this world that i am NOT! One of them is a home wrecker. I believe in relationships and want them to last. I don’t go after other women’s men. That being said… Here are my friend’s Mary and Holly’s favorite dating story of mine… 

 

So I met this guy Ryan online, he was cocky, goofy and flashy. He met up with me at the golf course i was a beer girl at. He drove a convertible and also had an SUV and wore flashy sunglasses and clothes. He was an engineer for Honda and made fairly good money. We partied at Mary and Holly’s place and slept over in a drunken stupor a few times. He took me to fancier restaurants and then we went to mid-ohio racetrack for the indy 400 race. We had a blast, stayed overnight and partied like crazy. I even ended up with a wonderful UTI as a souvenir.

After that though, our romance fizzled out so i went to his place to retrieve my sweatshirt. When i was there i was talking to him and in an excited voice he said ” My divorce goes through tomorrow!!!”, I think i laughed at him and asked why he would joke about that. I completely 100% didn’t have any idea he was even married…. He proceeded to show me his ring, wedding pictures and his paperwork… 

He knew this girl 6 months, they dated in college. They then decided on a whim to get married the day they graduated college. They went to the courthouse. She wore a prom dress and they got married. Then, they went to Hawaii to visit his sister and hopefully find jobs. He got a job, right here in Ohio, so he decided to come take it and his brand new wife didn’t want to leave Hawaii. They were married less than 30 days before divorce proceedings started. Would have been nice to get that information up front…..

So yea, i slept with a married dude, and yea, my friends think its hilarious.