Friends

Sometimes my friends give the best material! I have a friend attempting online dating as well. She liked this guy and was in the first few days of talking to him. They had started to text instead of messaging online. She thought he seemed interesting, intelligent and fun. As they were talking about something completely unrelated, BAM!! DICK PIC!!!

She was flabberghasted, as i would be!

I dont know ANY girls who find the appearance of a penis incredibly attractive….i am sure those girls are out there, but… Well no, i actually am not sure. Hahaha

And NO, he did not get a date with her.

Another friend went for an “audition” to become a relaxation massage therapist. She had to give a massage to the person interviewing her. When she was finished, he promptly removed his pants. She told him “no! ” And “put your pants on!” And he laughed and said he thought she was interested….

When is it acceptable to take your pants off in a job interview? The answer my friends, is NEVER!