Ryan is Married

Okay, there are a few things in this world that i am NOT! One of them is a home wrecker. I believe in relationships and want them to last. I don’t go after other women’s men. That being said… Here are my friend’s Mary and Holly’s favorite dating story of mine… 

 

So I met this guy Ryan online, he was cocky, goofy and flashy. He met up with me at the golf course i was a beer girl at. He drove a convertible and also had an SUV and wore flashy sunglasses and clothes. He was an engineer for Honda and made fairly good money. We partied at Mary and Holly’s place and slept over in a drunken stupor a few times. He took me to fancier restaurants and then we went to mid-ohio racetrack for the indy 400 race. We had a blast, stayed overnight and partied like crazy. I even ended up with a wonderful UTI as a souvenir.

After that though, our romance fizzled out so i went to his place to retrieve my sweatshirt. When i was there i was talking to him and in an excited voice he said ” My divorce goes through tomorrow!!!”, I think i laughed at him and asked why he would joke about that. I completely 100% didn’t have any idea he was even married…. He proceeded to show me his ring, wedding pictures and his paperwork… 

He knew this girl 6 months, they dated in college. They then decided on a whim to get married the day they graduated college. They went to the courthouse. She wore a prom dress and they got married. Then, they went to Hawaii to visit his sister and hopefully find jobs. He got a job, right here in Ohio, so he decided to come take it and his brand new wife didn’t want to leave Hawaii. They were married less than 30 days before divorce proceedings started. Would have been nice to get that information up front…..

So yea, i slept with a married dude, and yea, my friends think its hilarious.

11 Men to date before settling down article

As always, i am reading articles on love, dating and relationships. 

This one caught my eye today….

http://glo.msn.com/relationships/men-to-date-before-you-settle-down-8891.gallery#!stackState=0__%2Frelationships%2Fmen-to-date-before-you-settle-down-8891.gallery

Its titled “11 men to date before settling down”. Sounds good to me!

1. the artist- I dont think i have truely dated one of these guys, but i did date a guy that played the guitar. AND by play the guitar, i mean he knew 3 songs and would play them over and over to me till i wanted to shoot myself in the head as i sat and smiled. LOL Too sensitive for me.

2. The life of the party- I honestly am not always attracted to these guys. They usually have a drinking problem. hahah Plus, i like to be the life of the party! 😉

3. the daredevil- Well considering i myself have been skydiving, bungee jumping and traveled to other countries by myself, i would consider myself a bit of an adrenaline junkie. I haven’t found him yet…

4. The Aeshete- ummm confession: i don’t even know that word.I guess dating a guy who wants to be a sommelier is the closest i have come on this one. 

5. the iconoclast- Well this is the same guy as the artist, he was a vegetarian, hacky sack playing, backpacking hippie. I was 15, give me a break!

6. The Younger Man- NOPE! I doubt this will ever happen. 

7. The Older Man- always. I need to be at least half his age +7. You have to follow that rule. 

8. The Jock- Well, he was obsessed with working out, and eating right. He was also a UPS Driver ( I LOVEEE a man in uniform) I found out years later he has gone vegan, lives in Austin Texas and is in school to be a vegan chef. Guess you never really know people?

9.The Rebel- Hmm i try, but at heart i don’t agree with someone who does things just to piss someone else off. This never ends well in my opinion.

10. The Player- I Steer well clear of suave guys. honestly, i am creeped out. (See post about guy who bragged about how many girls he slept with. I ran)

11. the nice guy- hmm well if they are too nice, they wont challenge me. Sometimes i feel like these guys are trying too hard. 

 

They should have had the redneck/cowboy on there! Oh well. I guess this brings me to what my type is…I guess i have no friggen clue! DAMN!

I guess i have a few guys on this list left to date. Better get going…